Yea, though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal
for thou art with me;
thy cream and thy sugar
they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me
in the presence of thy Starbucks,
Thou anointest my day with pep;
My cup runneth over.
Surely richness and taste
shall follow me all the days of my life;
and I will dwell in the house of Espresso,
forever and ever, AMEN.